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CrapScore 55, Certified Crap

Blades

“Just when you thought it was safe to putt.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 55, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A country club faces a murderous lawnmower in a knowing Jaws imitation. The golfing absurdity is a promising gag and some mower-view photography is inventive, but the deliberately familiar story spends a long time approaching its own punchline.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
5.5/10
  • “The groundskeeper has become the grounds.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 55

Synopsis and movie facts

A peaceful country club becomes the hunting ground for a demonically possessed lawnmower with a taste for human flesh.

Released
1988
Directed by
Thomas R. Rondinella
Running time
98 min

Starring

  • Robert North as Roy Kent
  • Jeremy Whelan as Deke Slade
  • Victoria Scott D'Angelo as Kelly Lange
  • Holly Stevenson as Bea Osgood
  • William Towner as Norman Osgood
  • Peter Wray as Lyle
  • Charlie Quinn as Charlie Kimmel
  • Bruce Katlin as Morgue Attendant

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