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CrapScore 77, Premium Crap

Black Dynamite

“He's super bad, he's outta sight. He's...”

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Why it’s crap
Black Dynamite follows a neighbourhood conspiracy all the way into the corridors of power. Michael Jai White anchors a meticulous blaxploitation parody that understands the swagger, music and accidental-looking filmmaking it imitates. The comic mistakes are carefully engineered, and the physical confidence is entirely real.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7.5/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
9/10
Rewatchability
9/10
  • “The conspiracy has seriously underestimated the leading man.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 77

Synopsis and movie facts

This is the story of 1970s African-American action legend Black Dynamite. The Man killed his brother, pumped heroin into local orphanages, and flooded the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor. Black Dynamite was the one hero willing to fight The Man all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.

Released
2009
Directed by
Scott Sanders
Running time
85 min

Starring

  • Michael Jai White as Black Dynamite
  • Arsenio Hall as Tasty Freeze
  • Tommy Davidson as Cream Corn
  • Kevin Chapman as O'Leary
  • Richard Edson as Dino
  • Bokeem Woodbine as Black Hand Jack
  • Buddy Lewis as Gunsmoke
  • Irwin Keyes as Henchman

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Black Dynamite (2009), directed by Scott Sanders. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · rogerebert.com

    Roger Ebert praises Michael Jai White's pitch-perfect performance and the deliberate recreation of seventies filmmaking techniques, emphasising that the apparent mistakes are intentional. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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