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CrapScore 60, Certified Crap

Big Ass Spider!

Certified Crap. CrapScore 60, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A giant spider threatens Los Angeles and leaves an exterminator handling a job well beyond the standard callout fee. The filmmakers know exactly how silly the premise is, delivering an affectionate creature comedy whose enthusiastic monster action earns the oversized title.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The exterminator has requested a larger van.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 60

Synopsis and movie facts

When a giant alien spider escapes from a military lab and rampages across the city of Los Angeles, it is up to one clever exterminator and his security guard sidekick to kill the creature before the entire city is destroyed.

Released
2013
Directed by
Mike Mendez
Running time
81 min

Starring

  • Greg Grunberg as Alex Mathis
  • Lombardo Boyar as Jose Ramos
  • Clare Kramer as Lieutenant Karly Brant
  • Ray Wise as Major Braxton Tanner
  • Lin Shaye as Mrs. Jefferson
  • Patrick Bauchau as Lucas
  • Lloyd Kaufman as Jogger
  • Ruben Pla as Carl the Mortician

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