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CrapScore 75, Premium Crap

Beowulf

“A fortress at the edge of darkness. An enemy within that only one man can conquer!”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 75, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Christopher Lambert fights Grendel in a fortress where ancient legend has acquired industrial machinery and a techno soundtrack. The uncertain world-building and ungainly digital monsters turn the heroic poem into an unusually determined nightclub action film.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
8/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “The Anglo-Saxon literature seminar now has a smoke machine.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 75

Synopsis and movie facts

Beowulf is a wanderer who learns about a man-eating creature called Grendel, which comes in the night to devour warriors trapped at the Outpost. The Outpost is ruled by Hrothgar. He has a daughter, whose husband may have been murdered by the Outpost's master of arms.

Released
1999
Directed by
Graham Baker
Running time
93 min

Starring

  • Christopher Lambert as Beowulf
  • Rhona Mitra as Kyra
  • Oliver Cotton as Hrothgar
  • Götz Otto as Roland
  • Vincent Hammond as Grendel
  • Charles Robinson as Weaponsmaster
  • Brent Jefferson Lowe as Will
  • Roger Sloman as Karl

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