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CrapScore 73, Premium Crap

Avalanche Sharks

“Beware Of Frost Bites”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 73, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A ski resort acquires supernatural sharks that swim through snow. The shifting explanations and spectacularly unlikely danger provide some excellent nonsense early on, but the pauses between attacks make this a less dependable party pick than its title promises.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
8/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
5.5/10
  • “The ski insurance has no checkbox for shark spirits.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 73

Synopsis and movie facts

A snow avalanche awakens humungous, prehistoric sharks that proceed to chomp on bikini clad co-eds.

Released
2012
Directed by
Scott D. Wheeler
Running time
82 min

Starring

  • Alexander Mendeluk as Wade
  • Kate Nauta as Diana
  • Benjamin Easterday as Lars
  • Eric Scott Woods as Dale
  • Kelle Cantwell as Madison
  • Richard Gleason as Sheriff
  • Amy Ninh as Hiro
  • James Ouimet as Duffy

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