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CrapScore 56, Certified Crap

Android Apocalypse

Certified Crap. CrapScore 56, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A human and an android have to survive together in a world that has made understanding each other inconvenient. Their partnership gives this small sci-fi adventure real warmth. Then the finale reaches for robot threats and enormous villain speeches, with effects that cannot quite keep up.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
3.5/10
Plot
6.5/10
Effects
7/10
Dialogue
4.5/10
Rewatchability
6.5/10
  • “The buddy story works. The apocalypse gets carried away.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 56

Synopsis and movie facts

Machines have taken over, but left humans thinking that they are still the ones in charge. The androids need humans because of the human brain fluid; without it the android brains can't work. Until the mad scientist finds out how to make this brain fluid artificially that is.

Released
2006
Directed by
Paul Ziller
Running time
95 min

Starring

  • Joey Lawrence as DeeCee
  • Scott Bairstow as Jute
  • Anne Bedian as Tranc
  • Christopher Irvine as TeeDee
  • Shannon Jardine as Joy
  • Amy Matysio as Rachael
  • Terrance Leigh as Trooper #1 / Transport Driver
  • Wendy Anderson as Mrs. Carlson

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Android Apocalypse (2006), directed by Paul Ziller. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · millionmonkeytheater.com

    The reviewer praises the leads and the first hour's treatment of prejudice, then sharply criticises the clichéd final act and digital spectacle. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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