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CrapScore 82, Premium Crap

Anaconda

“When you can't breathe, you can't scream.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 82, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A documentary crew's jungle trip becomes a snake hunt under the guidance of a man nobody should trust for directions. Jon Voight's extravagant menace and the creature's implausible behaviour turn a straightforward survival film into deliciously overheated pulp.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
9/10
Plot
7.5/10
Effects
8/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
8.5/10
  • “The snake is enormous. Jon Voight is somehow larger.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 82

Synopsis and movie facts

A 'National Geographic' film crew is taken hostage by an insane hunter, who takes them along on his quest to capture the world's largest — and deadliest — snake.

Released
1997
Directed by
Luis Llosa
Running time
90 min

Starring

  • Jennifer Lopez as Terri Flores
  • Ice Cube as Danny Rich
  • Jon Voight as Paul Serone
  • Eric Stoltz as Dr. Steven Cale
  • Jonathan Hyde as Warren Westridge
  • Owen Wilson as Gary Dixon
  • Kari Wührer as Denise Kalberg
  • Vincent Castellanos as Mateo

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