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CrapScore 72, Premium Crap

America 3000

“Back to the beginning”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 72, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Nine centuries after the bomb, civilisation has reinvented tribal warfare and some spectacularly inconvenient slang. This hair-sprayed battle of the sexes builds an entire future from scraps of the present. Half the party game is working out what anybody just said.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
5.5/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “Please consult the post-apocalyptic phrasebook before flirting.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 72

Synopsis and movie facts

900 years after a nuclear war in the USA, mankind is back to the stone ages. Amazon women rule the tribes, while the men are weak and dumb - either kept as slaves or living wild as animals. Only Korvis and a friend are intelligent enough to flee and found a tribe of their own. Will they manage to teach the women to love men again?

Released
1986
Directed by
David Engelbach
Running time
84 min

Starring

  • Chuck Wagner as Korvis
  • Laurene Landon as Vena
  • William Wallace as Gruss
  • Sue Giosa as Morha
  • Victoria Barrett as Lakella
  • Galyn Görg as Lynka
  • Shaike Ophir as Lelz
  • Camilla Sparv as Reya

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: America 3000 (1986), directed by David Engelbach. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · millionmonkeytheater.com

    The review supplies a glossary of the film's invented vocabulary and describes its exaggerated post-apocalyptic gender hierarchy. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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