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CrapScore 70, Premium Crap

Alone in the Dark

“Can mankind defeat the army of darkness unleashed by an ancient evil cult?”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 70, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Ancient monsters, secret experiments and paranormal detectives compete to explain what is happening. The exposition keeps multiplying while the action takes detours; a good pick for arguing about the plot, less reliable if you want a brisk creature feature.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
7/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
5/10
  • “The monsters are loose. So is the screenplay.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 70

Synopsis and movie facts

Edward Carnby is a private investigator specializing in unexplainable supernatural phenomena. His cases delve into the dark corners of the world, searching for truth in the occult remnants of ancient civilizations. Now, the greatest mystery of his past is about to become the most dangerous case he has ever faced.

Released
2005
Directed by
Uwe Boll
Running time
98 min

Starring

  • Christian Slater as Edward Carnby
  • Tara Reid as Aline Cedrac
  • Stephen Dorff as Richard Burke
  • Will Sanderson as Agent Miles
  • Ona Grauer as Agent Feenstra
  • Pak Ho-sung as Agent Marko
  • Sarah Deakins as Linda
  • Françoise Yip as Agent Cheung

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