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CrapScore 63, Certified Crap

Alleluia! The Devil's Carnival

“Heaven doesn't have a prayer.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 63, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Heaven's carefully ordered system faces rebellion from below as a curious applicant discovers its limits. The Devil's Carnival sequel expands the Gothic musical world around temptation and institutional hypocrisy. Emilie Autumn's central journey offers a clearer thread through the elaborate songs and imagery.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
4.5/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “Heaven's admissions process has a troubling policy on curiosity.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 63

Synopsis and movie facts

Lucifer incites Heaven’s wrath by dispatching train cars of condemned souls a-crashin’ through the pearly gates. As God plots to put an end to the rebellious deeds, a fable is told, and the midway gets set for a fateful reunion between God’s Agent and Hell’s Painted Doll, promising to make sinner and saint alike scream Alleluia!

Released
2016
Directed by
Darren Lynn Bousman
Running time
97 min

Starring

  • Terrance Zdunich as Lucifer
  • Paul Sorvino as God
  • Emilie Autumn as June / The Painted Doll
  • Adam Pascal as The Agent
  • Lyndon Smith as Cora
  • Briana Evigan as Ms. Merrywood
  • Ted Neeley as The Publicist
  • Bill Moseley as The Magician

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 285743.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review describes the applicant's fall as the main story and finds Autumn's central performance adequate.

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