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CrapScore 56, Certified Crap

Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies

“He emancipated the slaves... he saved the union... and slaughtered the undead!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 56, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Abraham Lincoln interrupts presidential duties to confront the undead behind Confederate lines. Bill Oberst Jr. gives the historical mash-up more dignity than its title promises, and the script folds real figures into its fantasy. The zombie action remains visibly cheap, but this mockbuster has an unusually thoughtful lead.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
2.5/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
6.5/10
Dialogue
4/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “Honest Abe brings presidential gravity to a very dishonest history lesson.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 56

Synopsis and movie facts

As Abraham Lincoln labors over the Gettysburg address, the importance of which he is fully aware, he learns that a menace from his past has returned, threatening to tear the already fractured nation to pieces. He must journey behind enemy lines to face an foe far more fearsome than the Confederate army: the walking dead.

Released
2012
Directed by
Richard Schenkman
Running time
90 min

Starring

  • Bill Oberst Jr. as Abraham Lincoln
  • Baby Norman as Mary Owens
  • Jason Vail as John Wilkinson
  • Jason Hughley as Wilson Brown
  • Don McGraw as General Stonewall Jackson
  • Chris Marrone as Garrett
  • Anthony Paderewski as Phillip Shaw

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 98948.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises Oberst's Lincoln and historical research while finding the zombie attacks cheap and tame.

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