30,000 Leagues Under The Sea
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Captain Nemo has updated his equipment without improving his relationship with the surface world. This modern Jules Verne riff relies heavily on digital vessels and people explaining things from chairs. Best for a crew that enjoys budget-submarine absurdity and can supply its own commentary.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 6.5/10
- Plot
- 7/10
- Effects
- 8/10
- Dialogue
- 6/10
- Rewatchability
- 5.5/10
“Ten thousand extra leagues. The same number of office chairs.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 66
Synopsis and movie facts
Captain Nemo goes even deeper into insanity in this mesmerizing fantasy tale. Once again at the helm of his fearsome, wildly advanced vessel, the nautical madman endeavors to turn the world above the waves upside down.
- Released
- 2007
- Directed by
- Gabriel Bologna
- Running time
- 90 min
Starring
- Lorenzo Lamas as Lieutenant Aronnaux
- Natalie Stone as Lieutenant Commander Rollins
- Kim Little as Specialist Sustin
- Sean Lawlor as Captain Nemo
- Declan Joyce as Cooper
- Victor J. Springer as Captain Farrgut
- Emilio Roso as Ramirez
- Michael Tower as Captain Anderson
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: 30,000 Leagues Under The Sea (2007), directed by Gabriel Bologna. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.
- Review · millionmonkeytheater.com
The review strongly criticises the clip-art-like submarine effects and static talking scenes; its limited rewatch score reflects those pacing complaints. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.
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