3-Headed Shark Attack
“More HEADS! More DEADS!”
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A three-headed shark works its way through a floating research facility and towards a cruise ship. The Asylum treats extra mouths as a substitute for evolutionary plausibility, then keeps finding people willing to stand near the water. A brisk creature-feature choice for a group already comfortable with digital nonsense.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 6/10
- Plot
- 9/10
- Effects
- 8/10
- Dialogue
- 7/10
- Rewatchability
- 7/10
“Three heads, one appetite, absolutely no interest in marine biology.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 74
Synopsis and movie facts
The world’s greatest killing machine is three times as deadly, when a mutated shark threatens a cruise ship. As the shark eats its way from one end of the ship to the next, the passengers fight the deadly predator using anything they can find.
- Released
- 2015
- Directed by
- Christopher Ray
- Running time
- 90 min
Starring
- Jena Sims as Professor Laura Thomas
- Jaason Simmons as Dr. Nelson
- Rob Szatkowski as Stanley
- Danny Trejo as Max Burns
- Dawn Hamil as Allison
- Brad Mills as Greg
- Brianna Ferris as Rose Marie
- Scott Thomas Reynolds as Ryan
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 342927.
- Review · moriareviews.com
The review finds the implausible multi-headed shark entertaining and describes the fast succession of attacks.
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