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CrapScore 62, Certified Crap

100 Bloody Acres

“They're not psycho killers, they're just small business operators.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 62, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Two rural brothers supplement their fertiliser business with an alarming secret ingredient. When stranded festival-goers enter the operation, personal tensions make an already bad plan much worse. The Cairnes brothers keep the Australian horror comedy moving through ineptitude rather than relying only on gore.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
3/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
7.5/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The organic-fertiliser business has made a troubling sourcing decision.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 62

Synopsis and movie facts

Reg and Lindsay run an organic fertiliser business. They need a fresh supply of their "secret ingredient" to process through the meat grinder. Reg comes across two guys and a girl with a broken-down vehicle on their way to a music festival.

Released
2012
Directed by
Colin Cairnes
Running time
91 min

Starring

  • Damon Herriman as Reg Morgan
  • Angus Sampson as Lindsay Morgan
  • Anna McGahan as Sophie
  • John Jarratt as Burke
  • Oliver Ackland as James
  • Jamie Kristian as Wesley
  • Chrissie Page as Nancy
  • Paul Blackwell as Charlie Wick

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 126757.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises the fast pace, comic ineptitude and distinctive performances in this rural-horror parody.

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