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Post-apocalyptic B-movies

Civilisation is gone. The vehicle accessories survived.

Crap Movies Club editorial · Updated

The end of the world is a useful excuse to combine any costume with any weapon and send it across an empty landscape. These films turn scarcity into road combat, mutant kingdoms, extravagant hair and unusually elaborate ways to control the water supply.

The wasteland shelf can be harsher than the posters suggest. Our picks include satire and rock-and-roll fantasy alongside grubby exploitation adventures, so use the group notes to choose how mean you want the evening to get.

Before you press play

For a lighter entry point, try the musical heroics of Six-String Samurai or the talkative motorcycle in Warrior of the Lost World. The New Barbarians and Wheels of Fire have a nastier exploitation streak. A ridiculous costume does not guarantee a gentle film.

Go straight to the double feature ↓
  1. 01 / 1983 · 92 min

    Warrior of the Lost World

    CrapScore 79 / 100 · How we score

    An opinionated motorcycle gives the usual lone mercenary an unusually talkative travelling companion. It is a friendly introduction to wasteland films whose equipment has more personality than their politics.

    For your group: Broad villains and loose action logic make this particularly suited to a chatty group.

  2. 02 / 1998 · 91 min

    Six-String Samurai

    CrapScore 67 / 100 · How we score

    The journey to Lost Vegas turns the wasteland into a rock-and-roll fairy tale. Pick it when the room appreciates desert imagery, sword fights and a hero whose silhouette tells half the story.

    For your group: The child companion and episodic journey will divide viewers looking for uninterrupted action.

  3. 03 / 1988 · 88 min

    Hell Comes to Frogtown

    CrapScore 79 / 100 · How we score

    Fertility becomes a recruiting criterion and frog people become a rescue problem. The rubber creatures give the film a distinctive identity among the many motorised apocalypse adventures.

    For your group: Sexual jokes and dated gender politics are integral to the setup.

  4. 04 / 1993 · 94 min

    American Cyborg: Steel Warrior

    CrapScore 65 / 100 · How we score

    A courier mission supplies a clear goal while the cyborg pursuit supplies pressure. This is useful when the group wants earnest gunfire and heroic hair with its highly questionable future science.

    For your group: A grimy action film with reproductive stakes, rather than a wink-filled comedy.

  5. 05 / 1985 · 81 min

    Wheels of Fire

    CrapScore 62 / 100 · How we score

    Engines and explosions do much of the talking. Choose it for a group that wants rescue missions, wasteland hazards and vehicle mayhem with very little concern for elegant world-building.

    For your group: Grimy exploitation violence and a rough tone; the humour is mostly yours to supply.

  6. 06 / 1983 · 91 min

    The New Barbarians

    CrapScore 67 / 100 · How we score

    The white outfits and elaborate cars make even routine travel an event. Fred Williamson helps anchor a film whose most memorable ideas often seem to have originated in the vehicle workshop.

    For your group: Includes sexual violence and a mean streak. Check the content before presenting it as carefree fun.

  7. 07 / 1975 · 80 min

    Death Race 2000

    CrapScore 69 / 100 · How we score

    The race's scoring system gives the satire a simple, horrible rule that everyone can grasp. Colourful drivers and media commentary make it a good pick for viewers who like their absurdity pointed.

    For your group: Deliberately cruel comic violence, including civilians used as targets.

  8. 08 / 1984 · 81 min

    The Warrior and the Sorceress

    CrapScore 62 / 100 · How we score

    Control of water gives the rival factions something concrete to fight over. Its wandering swordsman makes a change from the road-war entries, while the creatures keep the future distinctly strange.

    For your group: Heavy nudity, sexual violence and exploitation material. This belongs with an informed adult group.

  9. 09 / 1984 · 95 min

    Night of the Comet

    CrapScore 60 / 100 · How we score

    Two sisters give the empty-city setting a personable centre. The shopping, music and practical survival questions make it a more welcoming opening than a grim wasteland war.

    For your group: The colourful teen-movie energy coexists with zombies, deaths and a sinister scientific programme.

TWO TAPES, ONE EVENING

Our double feature

  1. Warrior of the Lost World · 92 min
  2. Six-String Samurai · 91 min

Let Warrior of the Lost World establish the absurd transport and authoritarian villains, then switch to the desert rock-and-roll fable of Six-String Samurai. The second film offers a different visual and musical texture rather than another convoy of similar cars.

Research and further reading

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